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itisneverlupus:

tennisaurus:

screamingcrawfish:

alphaqueer:

daysturnedtoweeks:

When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink?

i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember

go take a bath what are you doing science is on the line motherfucker

It floats
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ultrafunnypictures:

Bats illuminated by lightning

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keogdh:

im laughin so hard ill never grow up

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hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

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shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

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thatguyinthetardis:

dude, being addicted to fanfiction is so weird. You stay in front of your computer for hours a day reading different versions of those same characters falling in love and fucking again, again, again and again. And yet, we’re looking for more, creating more, making fanarts because, apparently, nothing in the world is more fulfilling than fictional love, the love we cannot have. That’s either inspiring or unsettling. Or both.

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nigiris:

i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”

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 thank

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badfishx:

wallflowerbloom:

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

(Dead Poets Society, 1989)

O captain, my captain

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carry-on-my-otp:

intransientsoul:

streetlightarson:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

Urban legend states that if you say supernatural 3 times the fandom will appear with a totally relevant gif.

Let’s try.
Supernatural

Supernatural

S u p e r n a t u r a l

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I’ve seen this a million times and never. Ever. Is it the same gif.

but this! is the best gif yet

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#   lol 

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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